Y7 kid : "Miss, I’m going on holiday to
Me: “Oh, lucky you, I love Spanish food!”
Y7 kid: “Me too, especially MacDonalds, it tastes much better in
Girl from my Y8 form: “Miss, can you have a word with Quietgirl (another girl from the form)”
Me: “What happened?”
Girl: “Well, she’s spreading rumours about me. She’s saying that I don’t wear a bra!”
(Oh rage and outrage, I can’t decide between burning Quietgirl or making her hang upside down for a day for saying such a horrid thing!)
Y10 kid, at the end of a long explanation about UMS grades for GCSE:
“Miss, so how many M&Ms is my coursework worth then?”
(three, one blue, one yellow and one red, you monkey!)
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